hihi...Decided to seperate Jokes/Riddles of the week...into 2 different part...so today will be Joke of the week...=D...and....i will change the background music every week...so the 1 u listening now...is for this week de...hope u all like it...

Joke 1 :
Auntie A : Eh...sibei sian lehx...ask u something arhx?
Auntie B : Simi?
Auntie A : If your husband betray u...wat will u do?
Auntie B : zzzz
Auntie A : zzzzz
Auntie B : I think i will open 1 eye..close 1 eye ba....
Auntie A : wah...U so good Arhx..how come lei?..If mi..i sure cannot take it
Auntie B : hahaha...If he dare to betray mi...i will open 1 eye close 1 eye
use an artic and aim at him
Auntie A : -_-''

Joke 2 :
A group of Ah-beng want to go disco,Outside the disco there is a notice,
"Only 18 & above is allowed"
Ah-beng: walau eh...there only 17 of us..sian..

Joke 3 :
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watchin tv when the news show
that a guy on a bridge goin to suicide.
Guy A :I'll bet you $10 he'll jump
Guy B :Bet you $10 he that he wont
Guy A :on la..set
Then, the guy on the tv closed his eyes and jump off the bridge.
Guy B :Heres ur $10...
Guy A :I can't take your money lah...I cheated you. The same story was on the 6pm news
Guy B :Nahs...Take it...I saw the 6pm news too. I just didn't
expect the guy was dumb enough to jump again...