wanna share this story that i found online wif u all...

One day there was a father,a son and a donkey.They were going to go to town.The son told the father to ride the donkey while the son followed behind them.After walking for sometime the passer-by began to mumble:Look at the father,what kind of father is he! sitting nicely on the donkey and letting his son follow behind on foot.

The father heard this and after awhile told his son to ride on the donkey instead.And so the son did as he was told,with the father following on foot.After walking for sometime,different set of passer-by saw and remarked to themselves,what kind of a son is this? riding on the donkey's back and letting the father walk on foot!Does he not have any respect for the elders?

The son heard this and requested that both his father and himself ride on the donkey.And so they did just that,both riding the donkey.Not long after they had ridden some distance some passer by saw them and said amongst themselves have they no mercy on the donkey! The donkey is 1 and it has to take the burden of 2 people! Shameless people.

Both,father and son heard this and thought they have had enough critisms to hear.They got off the donkey and started to carry the donkey.Father in front and son at the back carried the donkey.

Not long after walking some passer-by saw them and remarked,what a wierd family! donkeys are to be ridden on but in thier case the donkey is being carried! they started laughing.

hahas..soo..wats the moral of this story?

Its joke time again...

One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady
came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered,
" No, I am Banta Singh."
Another lady came and asked him the same question.
Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
The third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

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who still wan a limo after seeing this.......haha

Everybody like to be praised...nobody will want to get scolding...

saw this 2 sentence when watching tv juz now....sometimes...its better to praise someone than pouring cold water onto their shoulder....when is the last time u praised someone? think think....

Example 1:

Chan Playing Dota......Kill 15 Death 0
Chan: Last night i play dota...i get 15 0 sia...
Ong : Wow...not bad sia..u realli quite pro lo....u everday play 1 issit?
Chan(secretly happy) : Hahs...no lahs...sometime play wif frienx only...keke..
Chan happy...

Example 2:

Chan Playing Dota......Kill 15 Death 0
Chan: Last night i play dota...i get 15 0 sia...
Ong: Aiyaz.....noob sia15 0 nia...big deal....u noe i got this frienx Lim...he can
get 33 0 lor....and the last time i use this hero..i got 18 0...
Chan: Errr......
Chan not that happy...

Example 3:

Chan Playing Dota......Kill 15 Death 0
Chan: Last night i play dota...i get 15 0 sia...
Ong: zzzz...u how old le? still play dota? come on man..grow up abit plz..
Chan thinking : Simi Lj.....
Chan not happy..

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So..sometimes...its better to praise people...white lies is totally fine......SO EVERYBODY...praise others sometimes la...dun so stubborn...

我知道故事不会太曲折
我总会遇见一个什么人
陪我过没有了她的人生
成家立业之类的等等
她做了她觉得对的选择
我只好祝福她真的对了
爱不到我最想要爱的人
谁还能要我怎样呢
我爱的人不是我的爱人
她心里每一寸都属于另一个人
她真幸福幸福得真残忍
让我又爱又恨她的爱怎么那么深
我爱的人她已有了爱人
从他们的眼神说明了我不可能
每当听见她或他说「我们」
就像听见爱情永恒的嘲笑声


so directly said out my feeling..........hais

Next thurs is a public holiday...so...we dun hav any school on that day.....

but then next wedneday gt a make up lesson ....and next friday gt another 1.....

so...whats the point of giving us this holiday since we dun realli benifit from it....it only make our other day more tirey nia....

i dun like make up lesson and i dun wan......wednesday is outing day and makeup lesson only spoil the whole plan nia...i dun wan go make up lesson...i wan go kbox.....

i dun care....dun care.......no OT for mi...CEO wan sack mi or deduct pay....is their taiji.....



i like stayin in school recently...i dunno why.....

err...SEG students can never win SBM students issit?

i dunno lei....but i felt tt way....

y god give mi a chance to work wif sbm students...

issit to let mi know that actualli...i am tt useless....

i dun like such feeling lahs...arghh....i felt so "low" when workin together wif those ppl..

its like...in a company...the cleaner come face to face with the CEO....tio own...hahas

the CEO can like...look down on the cleaner....but the cleaner cannot do anything...

i sometime feel that.....i already ruined my life le...can rr(restart) anot?

CEO de thinking different from mine.....is my problem or CEO de...most prob mine......but sometime..i oso feel that CEO de standard okok nia....maybe not all CEOs are tt good ba...

Errr...been thinkin alot recently....

today i saw something and i juz wanna say out what i felt...so no offence to anybody...

today after school..as usual...tk wanna go home wif amily...and 1 of amily frienx was like got something on...so everybody was like waited for him...then walk together..

Then zigui called and ask tk to wait for him...so i told tk to wait...but then amily and her frienx was like..."okay..lets go..." and they start to walk le...then zg haven come....

now the problem for mi and tk is...wait for zg to come...or walk wif amily & frienx....but like wat i said juz nw...tk wanna go home wif amily?....so tk juz started walking behind amily they all...and say something like.."heck care zg la.."

errr...i was like thinking...how amily think sia...whether she wanna go home wif tk anot...if she wan..then why we can wait for her frienx...then they cannot wait for our frienx....issit true that...male must always 配合 the female and nt the other way round?

i dun like such feeling...like dun have 尊严 liddat...i think maybe this is what people mean by 大男人主义 ba...


aiyaz..nvm...anyway...



kekex..oops..swee oh~~

Errr...Recently found out that....i cant join into other ppl de conversation le.......i dunno why.....different mindset...or wat.....

errr.....abit envy of tk...

hahas...full stop..




(btw...i gt advanced theory test 2ml...goodluck to mi..=D)

Err...Ok...Now is..1.25pm...Sunday....im sitting on my bed...playin wif the PC.....oh ya...i juz left the dreamworld about 10mins ago...hahs...i noe i woke up like "veri early"....but got reason de....

Last Night dunno why....was like chatting wiTh tk...gossip abit...talk abit about school stuffs...and some other stuffs....then talk talk talk...talk until 5am then go slp....ya 5am....damn siao sia we 2...

so now still sitting beside my bed...haven brush teeth..haven wash face....wanted to post some stuffs that i didnt post yesterday

19th may is a veri special day.... ( even though 25th nov more special )...

1st of all....

Happy 48th Birthday to Mum....errr....hope u like the durian cake i bought for u......and...sorrie for taking 5 big and 9 small de candles...becuz i realli forgot ur age...so i take 59...confirm enough....hahs...but next year i will rmb to take 49 de....i hope..

Next...

Happy 19th Birthday to Claire....errrrrrr.....yupx.. stay cute always....u realli soo cute lah.....stop saying u not cute....if u not cute..then this world dun hav cute girl le....

Last but not least......

Happy 19th Birthday to Chris......hahas...errr...even though we dunno each other veri well...but at least i noe u for like 6 weeks le...and we almost everyday hang out today in school...so...i wish u...all the best to your......relationship with....errr....ya...ok...thats all for now...bye....

So Grey..

My feeling...

i finally understand what is Hopeless le..
if its time to let go..
u better let it go....

Watched Spiderman3 today with Farid,Zigui,Tiong,Robin,Pinto....Overall i quite like it....consider veri nice....i dunno why others say not nice...i find it quite okay lei...hahas....maybe my expecation veri low...i guess....

Today meet the project members for some discussion....i dunno why lahs....the tempo is like so slow for this project even though we spend alot of time to do it....i guess SEG and SBM de standard realli gt differences ba...we are juz hinderance to them?

been trying to do something for the project but i realise that im not up to tt standard....i think i sux ba....act pro only....hahs...how how how...

Haven go thru the presentation thingy....this project abit too serious le...start to have some diffculty breathing le...need to come up with the prototype but...i realli dunno hw to start...hahas....

tried to put in some effort but the things i come up with...is considered junk ba...waste effort only...so tired...

Haven do the resume and cover letter which need to email to the teacher b4 12am tonight...

so many thing to do...but so little time....im rdy to ton tonight again.....bye..

yesterday went to liping bdae at aloha loyang....overall quite fun....food are well prepared...lots of entertainment....lots of ppl...quite fun lahs..hahas....ride bike....ps2....pokercards...mahjong.........play until about 4am then alex lompang mi home....hahs......lose about $30...sadded...dunno why...listen tiles but cant win...weird weird...

then this morning...realise i gt some serious sort throat and flu....damn uncomfort...must drink more water le....

k la...anyway..found this joke somewhere....find it quite funny...hope u all like it..

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..
Chinese: why?
Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!
Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.
Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.
The Chinese punched Spielberg.
Spielberg: Why did you do that?
Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.
Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!
Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!


juz laugh if u find it funny lah...dun paiseh..

today the technoprenuership thing...met our sbm grp member le...wow...chiobu worx...then they veri serious about the project...hai us abit pressure pressure liddat...hahas...but nvm lah...then....week5 gt presentation le..which is wth...but heck care la..nw still week3......then week6 oso got another presentation....aiyaz..this sems...why so stress de...i dun like!! chiobu nia...tiko is bad for health~~ ...ok..abit lame..

TODAY is 1/5/2007...May FoolLabour Day!! swee oh..no sch today....i like it even though 2ml 8am start lahs...k la...so this morning..woke at about 9am...then go eat breakfast with my parents at Hougang Point de Foodcourt.

today holiday..so veri crowded...but manage to find empty table near a pillar. so we sit down and i go order my food lo...then i eat halfway...i noticed a uncle...about 30+ 40+ years old de...wearing those foodcourt staff wear de shirt...standing infront of the pillar...

the distance between the pillar and our table is only about...5 footsteps away? then he stand there...keep scratching his hair..then his chest and shoulder....then keep coughing and then use his hand to rub his nose...

then i was like...what the fuk...damn unhygiene lor...imaging some1 standing directly infront of u doing these thing...if is a chiobu still never mind lor...but a 40year old uncle....no tnx....

so i was like..sitting down here for about 15mins...wanna see which store he is from...but then coz too many ppl waiting for seats le...so bo bian...didnt get to see...but i rmb tt uncle de face liao....next time i die oso wont eat his store...

but then i saw him enter the drink store once...oops...he cfm is 1 of the worker there coz he gt chat wif other store de ppl....damn er lor..walao eh....fk him la..*pray hard i nv eat his store b4..*


oh ya btw...in china...labour day holiday is 3 day7 DAYS (thanks to yinghui)...not 1 day......shiok?