1 day..a woman found a lamp in the woods...she rub it and a genie pop out from the lamp....
The genie said to her, "Since u release mi from the lamp, I will grant you three
wishes...but there was a condition to ur wishes..Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get X10"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The genie warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man that ever lived, and women will
swoon over and flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful
woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The genie said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."
So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world!
The genie then inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration
she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
ATTENTION
for female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.
for male readers : scroll down and continue reading....=D
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are actualli dumb but think they r smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
women are kaypo and never listen!!! oops..